Probability
Talking to my friend Donna about being nominated for the Bishop of Eurasia position, I reported, "I got a ticket already!" "Oh, I'm so sorry..." "Sorry for what?" - it was not a reaction I expected. "That you got a speeding ticket!" "No, Donna, I didn't speed this time. I waited for this for seventeen years. I got a plane ticket to fly to Europe for my presentation." Laughing, we both concluded that it would be easier to get a speeding ticket than to become a Bishop. On the way home I tried not to speed.